#FAIL

Hey Jack, let me address you in some lingo you should understand,  your speech was a hashtag fail.  Congratulations, you got yourself a home at Stornoway and are the offical oppostion leader!  It however sounded last night like you both won the lottery and became Prime Minister in the course of a couple hours!  Enjoy your seats, but tread carefully.  For the people of Quebec that gave you 58 ridings are going to eat you alive when the realize as opposition leader you can't keep any of the promises you gave them and come to realize that Anglophones and College students (Including a 19 year old) make horrible MPs in Francophone Quebec.  You know what an orange wave turns into in a couple months?  Try an orange ripple.

Majority Blue!

Here comes the Orange wave!!!  Or is it L'Orangé Wave? Because it stopped in Quebec.  The Canadian ridings spoke and we got a conservative majority.  Now we don't have to worry about voting for at least four years!! Sit back Canada and watch the magic.